Saturday, November 27, 2010

10 Reasons USC is Better than Clemson

1. Our colors are not anything remotely close to orange and purple. If there were two colors that didn't match more, I don't know what they would be.

2. Our mascot is something at least a LITTLE creative. What team isn't a tiger: Clemson, Auburn, Cincinnati, DePauw, Hampton-Sydney, LSU, Towson, Princeton...I can go on.
3. Our most vied for major is International Business, while Clemson enjoys "textile and computer research, wildlife biology, and aquaculture and maintains research facilities in agriculture and forestry".
4. SEC > ACC
5. Our student section is RANKED. I'd say winning the blood drive for the 3rd year in a row goes to show all our student spirit!

6. Our school is older than the civil war. Your school is older than, what, North and South Dakota? (That's a fact, in 1889 they became states...)
7. We don't attempt murder on your mascot, we just burn it.
8. Bigger is better.
9. We beat the number #1 team in our most recent Basketball, Baseball, and Football seasons.
10. We're not cocky, we're just better than you.




Rachel said...

Good luck! I love USC! My best friend plays baseball for you guys!

BroncoMom said...

Real football is played in the SEC anyway.
Might I add, that ORANGE is an UGLY color!!
All this from a Bulldawg fan!

Pink, Green, and Southern said...

Love it! Go cocks!!!

bevy said...

That is a super list!

Thomas said...

I'll give you a win, but spare me the lesson on how Clemson is worse. Hope you had a good Thanksgiving.

derek bunner said...

yea 1 out of 10 of your facts were true. im not even going to waste my time talking to you about how much harder the academics are at clemson, how much safer it is, and if i can ask you one question?....where does the all mighty gamecocks hang their national flag. have a nice day